Forget the tarps and giant soccer balls. Mounted police in Wichita, Kan., have a new aid for desensitization training. Wichita police arrested three people last weekend after some people participating in a bachelorette party celebration threw a 5-foot-long inflatable penis at a police horse. There are a lot of things I could say here, but in the interest of remaining employed, we'll stick to the...
Weird things happen to horses. Horses are big. They're curious. They eat things they shouldn't. Many of them live in areas nature never intended for them to be, often with other species they weren't intended to mix with. People use them to perform tasks they weren't designed to do. Roll all of this up, and weird things happen to horses. And, because they're considered fairly exotic...
