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A church in Redditch, Worcestershire, UK, has yet to fill one vial role in their annual Christmas pageant: the donkey.

They put out a call via the Redditch Advertiser for a "placid and calm" donkey for the Christmas Eve service.

Along with a real donkey, the pageant will include a real baby and a cast of children.

"Donkeys and of course, babies, can be unpredictable but that only adds to the experience," Rev Jo Musson told the paper.

"We need a donkey who is very happy to walk into a church full of children and adults, who will be placid and calm when our band plays lively music and who can provide a comfortable and safe ride for Mary down the aisle of the church," Musson said. "In return we will provide some fresh hay and have a bucket and shovel on hand."


In other celebrity donkey news, a long-eared equid has a supporting role in the photo gallery "10 Creepy Santas" on the blog MentalFloss.com. Check it out.  

Comments

Ok, so the night I got married, our church dude monopolized the conversation at the supper telling stories...one of which was a detailed explanation of how to get a donkey to cross a river. Srsly? Newlyweds need to know this....why?  And he had really bad breath. Other than that, our wedding was great!!  :)



Stacey 17 Dec 2009 3:03 PM

Well don't leave us hanging - how DO you get a donkey to cross a river? Bonus points if you explain it in haiku form. ;-)



Erin 17 Dec 2009 3:55 PM

to get said donkey

'cross water, grab by ears and

pull for shore, sailor!



Stacey 17 Dec 2009 4:15 PM

*clap clap clap clap*



Erin 17 Dec 2009 4:57 PM

You're way to nimble for me.



Patrice 17 Dec 2009 5:18 PM

I'm here til Thursday! Tip your waitress....



Stacey 19 Dec 2009 5:33 AM