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We've nearly let a season pass us by without another round of readers' horse haikus! Read the great submissions on the springtime haiku post.  

It's simple—three lines with a pattern of 5-7-5 syllables each, respectively. To add yours, make sure you're signed in (if you're not registered on TheHorse.com it's free and easy) and just hit comment below the post.

Here are mine:

My horse is too fat
For Kentucky summer heat
Sweating in the shade

Feeling lazy too
Bareback rides on shaded paths
Grateful he's mellowed

Summer grooming means
Hoof conditioner, sunscreen
Diligent for ticks

Hot days at horse shows
Big gray horse clipped and spotless
Perfumed with Show Sheen

Stewards waive show coats
White breeches are not my friends
Vanity loses

He's such a good boy
Blue ribbons flutter on stall
Carrots forever

Pastures hold their green
Ironic that winter hay
Needs to be stacked now

Summer gone so fast
Kids at barn are back at school
Autumn in the air

Pretty bad haikus
I'd better keep the day job
Share your summer scene!

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Sun's light is fading

I lead horses to pasture

Crickets' lullaby



Judy 26 Aug 2009 8:11 AM

Mounted at horse show

Waiting for turn at dressage

Fly bites, horse airborne!



Judy 26 Aug 2009 6:42 PM

The heat is building

Hot sun and humidity

My mare and I melt



Dawn 27 Aug 2009 2:12 PM

Rain comes and grass grows

Where do all the weeds come from?

Mowing maniac :D



Dawn 27 Aug 2009 2:23 PM

Early morning rides

Everyone else is sleeping

Peaceful alone time



Megan 27 Aug 2009 2:38 PM

Where did the time go?

Summer is almost over

Autumn in the air



Laurie 27 Aug 2009 2:44 PM

Hay cutting season

Timothy in the barn soon

For the long winter



Laurie 27 Aug 2009 2:46 PM

What "giddap" and "haw"?

I'm a riding horse, silly

But I do neck-rein



Scot 27 Aug 2009 2:59 PM

Hidden in pocket

But horse senses the carrots

Telepathically



Scot 27 Aug 2009 2:59 PM

Late summer weaning

Sure beats springtime barn cleaning

(The foals disagree)



Scot 27 Aug 2009 2:59 PM

Relaxed ride at dusk

Inhaling gnats left and right

Portrait of summer



Stephanie 27 Aug 2009 3:02 PM

Fragrance of fly spray

Horsefly buzzing overhead

Don't bite my arm, jerk



Stephanie 27 Aug 2009 3:02 PM

Gallop through the field

Wind in mane and tail

Watch for groundhog holes below



Stephanie 27 Aug 2009 3:03 PM

Slow trot down the trail

Suddenly horse spooks in place

What the heck was that?



STEPHANIE 27 Aug 2009 3:04 PM

Probably a squirrel

Resume trot tempo bravely

Big sigh, it's OK

[say 'squirrel' as one syllable, friends]



STEPHANIE 27 Aug 2009 3:04 PM

Your mad Haiku skillz

Put my lame attempts to shame

Keep 'em coming, peeps!



Erin 27 Aug 2009 3:14 PM

Summertime Sonny

is fat and lazy and slow

I can't wait for Fall.



Patrice 27 Aug 2009 5:29 PM

White breeches and gloves!?!?

Who thought that one up?

Sadistic madman!



Judy 27 Aug 2009 6:30 PM

Ooops! Did it again

Paid friend to care for my horse

Rarey visited



Stacey 28 Aug 2009 7:51 AM

Hundreds of dollars

Into one thousand pound pet

Thank God, tax write off



Stacey 28 Aug 2009 7:52 AM

fern rug leaf on high

a hypnotic cadence we

joined with frog and bird



Christine 28 Aug 2009 8:34 AM

Feel the happy horse

Invite you to play with her

As you walk over.



Laura 28 Aug 2009 8:44 AM

Meld with her swiftness

As the mare lightly canters

Through high summer grass.



Laura 28 Aug 2009 8:47 AM

Soft eager breathing

As you offer an apple

After sweet riding.



Laura 28 Aug 2009 8:53 AM

Groom me right now says

Lazy fat horse in corral

Flies are biting

Aerobic movement

Melting fat off as I

curry lazy horse

Wet spring wet summer

Weeds five feet high; hire Brush Hog.

Now we see horses.



R 29 Aug 2009 11:45 PM

What happened to the

spaces I left carefully

between my haikus



R 29 Aug 2009 11:47 PM

He busted crossties

again: is "Thoroughbred brain"

an oxymoron?



Judy 30 Aug 2009 5:53 PM

Nice cooling hose-down.

For thanks I get a big wet

tail THWACK! in my face.



Judy 30 Aug 2009 5:58 PM

Apologies, R

Program doesn’t read the breaks

Separate comments



Erin 31 Aug 2009 12:17 PM

Fall is in the air

My horse is getting ready

Prancing oh so fair



Gail 16 Sep 2009 10:23 AM

It's that time again! Show off your syllabic subjugation with a new round of horsey haiku. Our subject



12 Jan 2010 11:52 AM