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Two Zebras formerly living outside of Atlanta, Ga., have been relocated to a zoo after authorities discovered that their owners did not have the proper permits to keep the animals, according to an Associated Press story.

What's weird about that?

Well, the Zebras came to officials' attention after one, named Barcode (love it), was found wandering the halls of a campus building at Emory University as part of a year-end prank. The subsequent investigation revealed that the owners had let their permit for Barcode lapse and never applied for a permit for his striped pal, Jazz.

The take-home message here?

1- If you're going to have a Zebra, get a permit and keep it current.

2- If you lend your Zebra to someone, make sure you know what they're planning to do with it.


A donkey owner in North Hampton, N.H., became concerned earlier this month when he noticed his donkey was gaining weight. Suspecting a nighttime intruder was overfeeding the portly beast, he did the logical thing: he called the cops.

According to the story on seacostonline.com, the donkey owner inquired about posting 'no trespassing' signs and potentially prosecuting the intruder. He also floated the ideas of installing a security camera, and possibly spending the night in the barn to catch the intruder in the act (how fat IS this donkey?).

According to the report, the officer said he "could not tell him what to do, but getting himself involved was not the best option."

However, violence was avoided: the caller instead sprinkled flour and cayenne pepper near the grain barrel in hopes of finding some tracks. He succeeded. As noted in the police report: "It was determined from the tracks, that the offender is a large raccoon."


We've all done it: on the way home from the barn or a show, we pop into the grocery or a gas station.

But a London-area equestrian was recently asked to leave a grocery because, as the security guard put it, she was, "smelling too much."

According to the report on dailymail.co.uk, rider Krys Gunton stopped at the shop, still in jodphurs and boots, after finishing a ride on her boarded horse. She says she had a bit of dried mud on her boots, but no "muck" (love the Brits)--just "eau de horse."

I was thinking about this story last night as I went on my own post-barn errand, in my case, to rent a movie. Sitting in the parking lot, I decided to untuck my jeans from my mid-calf barn boots to camouflage them a bit. I also opted--despite the cold--to leave my beloved barn coat in the truck. You see, this coat is not a "light duty" barn coat. It's a relic of my college equestrian team days and has years of riding, stall cleaning, wheelbarrow dumping, and hay tossing, as well as layers of horse slobber and dog hair ... anyway, you get the picture. While I do wash it annually (a must before it's stored in a shared closet!), it absolutely seeps the dreaded "eau de horse" from every stitch. Simply put, it's not fit for polite company.

So I shivered my way into the movie store, made my selection quickly before my boots had a chance to get up to room temperature, and headed for the door. At the checkout, the clerk made a remark about the weather, which I replied to with an offhand remark about being glad to be done with barn chores. He froze (as I think "oh no! I'm smelling too much!"), looked up, and started telling me about he and his wife's horses, asked where I board, remarked on the price of hay, and generally seemed thrilled to have a little horsey moment in the middle of his shift.

Guess I could have worn the coat!

Any similar stories out there? How horse-friendly is your area?


Finally, am I the only one to misread this headline?

If your reaction was "poor pony!" then no, I'm not.

For the record, Mount Pony is a theatre.

Comments

Barcode = Genius!

My question though, how do you get a Zebra into a campus hallway without looking suspicious or getting caught?



Adam 19 Jan 2009 10:57 AM

Where Bookkeeping Meets Mucking

Regarding 'eau de equus' moments... pursuing an Equine Business Management degree at Johnson & Wales U in Rhode Island always presented a challenge balancing the horsey vs non-horsey classes.  Unfortunately, with a 6 a.m. practicum at the barn, 8 a.m. riding lesson, but 9 a.m. Accounting class, there was no time to shuck breeches n boots for more standard and less pungent street clothes. The business majors (and the accounting prof) were not horsemen, and I was no mathematician so I had to sit up front.  There were always a few empty desks on either side of me!



L.A. 19 Jan 2009 11:45 AM

Re: Adam... Maybe you dress him up in a long-sleeved fraternity shirt, hat, and pants so he looks like frat boys pulling a really realistic costume stunt. :-)



Christy 19 Jan 2009 12:36 PM

re "eau de equus" moments...Guess not much has changed. Used to have early barn duty at Univerity of Kentucky then go to class in breeches and boots (sometimes even carrying a crop), and people would ask if I was going riding. To which I replied very innocently, "No, why do you ask?" ;-)

Maybe the crop kept down the odor comments?



Kimberly 19 Jan 2009 4:58 PM

hmmm... wonder if these unliscened zebra owners were the same ones who lost one of their zebras last year that was found on the side of the interstate?  We never did figure out where 'Evidence' the zebra came from, but now that he's all healed up he's happly living out his days at Noah's Ark.

On the riding clothes story, I lived on campus for my first 2 years of college which means that my car had to be parked over a 1/2 mile away.  There's nothing funnier than the looks you get making that hike in breeches and tall boots durring class changes.

Also, my standard attire consists of wranglers, a button down, boots, and a belt buckle.  And I'm constantly asked at stores if I'm going to a barn dance or a rodeo... nope, just going to the store, thanks!



Julie 11 Feb 2009 2:42 AM